The SoraTheSyke
-
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
(via ruinedchildhood)
-
-
whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes:
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”
No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is
Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG
I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity
“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”
“Yum yum Steve ribs”
cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible
like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’
are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?
I love this
(via s4ns1cal)
-
-
wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.
hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth
(via tralfamador-ian)
-
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.
Zeus:
(via tralfamador-ian)
-
I am beginning to think boston dynamics is just fucking around at this point.
(via your-dm-is-your-gm)
-
Squirrels sometimes use deceptive behavior to prevent other animals from retrieving cached food. They will pretend to bury the object if they feel that they are being watched. They do this by preparing the spot as usual, for instance digging a hole or widening a crack, miming the placement of the food, while actually concealing it in their mouths, and then covering up the “cache” as if they had deposited the object. They also hide behind vegetation while burying food or hide it high up in trees (if their rival is not arboreal). Such a complex repertoire suggests that the behaviors are not innate, and imply theory of mind thinking. [x]
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!
(via ultrafacts)
-
![fakehistory:
“The last thing the dinosaurs saw before mass extinction [Cretaceous Period, 65,000,000 years ago]
”](https://66.media.tumblr.com/3229d6dff601b0fde3a09ceee43d7b31/tumblr_pk72rwrvkf1whwo8io1_1280.jpg)
The last thing the dinosaurs saw before mass extinction [Cretaceous Period, 65,000,000 years ago]
(via skeleslime-phantom)
-
